(Humorous replies, please.) What is it about you that confuses me?

 

  Guards! How did she get out of that straight jacket straitjacket again? And who let her get to my credit cards? She broke into the computer room, went online and maxed them all out! Wait, why is there an avocado delivery truck pulling up to my loading dock? HEADS WILL ROLL! Grrrrrrrr. 

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This post was edited by Randy D at March 20, 2022 12:07 PM MDT

Relax, Randy.  They’re not maxed out.  I paid down some of your credit cards while I was on your computer so I could keep using them.

  She figured out both my username AND my password? Really? What is she, some kind of crytological genius savant smartypants clairvoyant? Grrrrrrr. 

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IKR.  It was so easy to guess, I don’t know why I even bothered sending you that phishing email in the first place!

BTW, I see you haven’t opened the one I just sent you.  Could you respond to my request for your username and password, please?  It’s the email that looks like it’s from your stock broker but isn’t.

 

  Oh, that one, I’d be glad to help you out with that. It’s the username yDnAr_D1$#, and the password is 97531013579. By the way, why do you ask?  

  Hey, wait a second . . .
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straight jacket straitjacket 

 

  Thank you!  It has been edited.
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Grrrrr.

impeckable impeccable

I guess my witticism confuses you too.  I spelled it that way on purpose.

Why, a duck? Pretty obscure?

No, I spelled it that way to confuse him even more. After all, he asked for humorous replies.

But er, um, humorous means funny.

True.  I guess you had to be there to appreciate it.

Eeeeew.

Grrrrrrr. 

 

  Hey, wait . . .


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