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(Humorous replies, please.) What is it about you that confuses me?

 

 


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Posted - March 16, 2022

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  • 5453

    I don’t want to leave your fifth-level sub-basement.  Look!  I even remodeled it!  What do you think?

    You must have very good credit.  Your card didn’t get declined when I bought all this stuff.

      March 16, 2022 11:18 PM MDT
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  • 52980

     

      Guards! How did she get out of that straight jacket straitjacket again? And who let her get to my credit cards? She broke into the computer room, went online and maxed them all out! Wait, why is there an avocado delivery truck pulling up to my loading dock? HEADS WILL ROLL! Grrrrrrrr. 

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    This post was edited by Randy D at March 20, 2022 12:07 PM MDT
      March 16, 2022 11:33 PM MDT
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  • 5453
    Relax, Randy.  They’re not maxed out.  I paid down some of your credit cards while I was on your computer so I could keep using them.






      March 16, 2022 11:43 PM MDT
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  • 52980

      She figured out both my username AND my password? Really? What is she, some kind of crytological genius savant smartypants clairvoyant? Grrrrrrr. 

    :(

      March 16, 2022 11:51 PM MDT
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  • 5453
    IKR.  It was so easy to guess, I don’t know why I even bothered sending you that phishing email in the first place!

    BTW, I see you haven’t opened the one I just sent you.  Could you respond to my request for your username and password, please?  It’s the email that looks like it’s from your stock broker but isn’t.
      March 16, 2022 11:59 PM MDT
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  • 52980

     

      Oh, that one, I’d be glad to help you out with that. It’s the username yDnAr_D1$#, and the password is 97531013579. By the way, why do you ask?  

      Hey, wait a second . . .
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      March 17, 2022 12:26 AM MDT
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  • 13261
    straight jacket straitjacket 
      March 18, 2022 4:52 AM MDT
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  • 52980

     

      Thank you!  It has been edited.
      ~

      March 18, 2022 7:06 AM MDT
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  • 13261
    Grrrrr.
      March 18, 2022 5:38 PM MDT
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  • 44308
    When I tell you I am retired, then tell you I work.
      March 17, 2022 9:10 AM MDT
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  • 10487
    My impeckable witticism.  

      March 17, 2022 11:48 AM MDT
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  • 13261
    impeckable impeccable
      March 19, 2022 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 10487
    I guess my witticism confuses you too.  I spelled it that way on purpose.
      March 19, 2022 11:16 PM MDT
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  • 13261
    Why, a duck? Pretty obscure?
      March 20, 2022 12:07 PM MDT
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  • 10487
    No, I spelled it that way to confuse him even more. After all, he asked for humorous replies.
      March 20, 2022 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 13261
    But er, um, humorous means funny.
      March 20, 2022 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 10487
    True.  I guess you had to be there to appreciate it.
      March 20, 2022 10:08 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    you     ewe


    HAHAhahahahahahahaha
      March 17, 2022 1:42 PM MDT
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  • 44308
    Eeeeew.
      March 18, 2023 9:54 AM MDT
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  • 1633
    My extensive stockpile of Richard Simmons photos.

      March 17, 2022 2:31 PM MDT
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  • 16294
    I like Vegemite.
      March 17, 2022 5:19 PM MDT
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  • 52980

    Grrrrrrr. 


      March 17, 2023 8:40 PM MDT
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  • 23025

    I'm sorry I confuse you.
      March 17, 2022 8:55 PM MDT
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  • 52980

     

      Hey, wait . . .


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      March 18, 2022 12:05 AM MDT
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