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If aliens from outer space kidnapped you, what three things about you would make them regret it and return you right away?

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Posted - April 6, 2022
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    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at April 8, 2022 10:09 PM MDT
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  • 53524

    Lol!



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      April 7, 2022 7:36 AM MDT
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  • 23641
    I'm glad you liked my answer.   :)
      April 7, 2022 7:13 PM MDT
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  • 3024
     
    I would have Kentanji explain what a woman is. 






    Next I'd have Will Smith explain why he considers Alopecia a disability.



    Finally I'd try to explain why we have ears. 










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  • 3024
    I think my answer is hilarious, I laugh every time I read it.  Think about it: trying to tell a bald alien who is far advanced from us and probably 1000 times more intelligent that baldness is a disability.  Does anyone see the irony besides me? 

    OR/ is this another wonderfully awful answer from da BB? 


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  • 5451

    If you’re going to get abducted by aliens, try lightening the mood a little by telling them some jokes.

    What does a grey alien do after he’s done combing his hair?  He zips up his pants.

    He’s not laughing.

    Hey, what do you call an alien with three eyes?  An aliiien!  

    Why’s he looking at me like that?

    What’s ET short for?  He has tiny legs.

    Oh, they’re kicking me out of their spaceship again!  Maybe you’ll have better luck trying to get them to laugh.




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  • 53524
      April 10, 2022 9:31 PM MDT
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  • 3024
      April 11, 2022 5:14 AM MDT
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  • 3024
    Hummm, my thought was to ask them questions that would irritate so they would kick me out.  That WAS the stated parameters was it not?
      April 11, 2022 5:13 AM MDT
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  • 3024
    I would refuse to go...period.  People would ransack my things and decide what they think I should keep. 
      April 7, 2022 4:09 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      That’s not an option, it’s like playing “Would You Rather”.  You have to play along if you’re going to answer. Grrrrrrr.
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      April 8, 2022 1:11 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    I can only survive in a nitrogen rich atmosphere
    I mutate when exposed to space radiation
    I could potentially bring COVID to their planet(s)

      April 7, 2022 5:07 PM MDT
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  • 16829
    The incessant groans elicited by truly awful puns.
      April 7, 2022 7:21 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Hay, weight!
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      April 8, 2022 1:52 AM MDT
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  • 2219
    Accordeon playing, porridge and Ceilidh Dancing. 
      April 8, 2022 6:01 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      (Accordeon Accordion)




      April 8, 2022 1:18 PM MDT
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  • 2219
    I do have music that uses the alternate spelling. 
      April 10, 2022 3:01 PM MDT
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  • 16829
    No bagpipes?
      April 10, 2022 12:04 AM MDT
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  • 2219
    I don't do bagpipes, but I do haggis if that's any help. 
      April 10, 2022 10:24 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Could that possibly be Gaelic or some other language?
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      April 10, 2022 3:36 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    They wouldn’t regret it.  I’m just that awesome.  They should make me their queen.  What, you’re returning me to Earth?  I’m too annoying?  Why?  What did Randy tell you when you guys abducted him?  You guys can’t really believe anything he says.

    Harumph, I wanted to see what it looks like on another planet!
      April 8, 2022 5:26 PM MDT
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      ((((Twenty-four hours earlier, when Randy D was aboard the spaceship . . . ))))




     Ok, outer space aliens, here’s that currency I was telling you about, and it’s good all over this entire planet. Her name is Livvie, just like we agreed, you’ll make sure she’s out of my hair once and for all. Thank you.
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      April 8, 2022 6:04 PM MDT
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  • I asked them "What do you have against cows? Why do you mutilate them?" They seemed to be angry and embarrassed about my question. They immediately kicked me out of their flying saucer. I didn't have a chance to give them two more reasons to return me.

      April 10, 2022 9:37 PM MDT
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