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Plead the Fifth and refuse to answer any questions. Fugitive or not, I’ll bet it’s nothing but a big misunderstanding or case of mistaken identity or a frame-up or a conspiracy. All I know is that I am he is not guilty of any wrongdoing. Grrrrrrr.
(((Pssst, you wiped my fingerprints off of everything I touched in your basement, right,)))
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Come now, Matey. Would Randall D leave tildes behind anytime or anywhere?
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Listen, since you’re here anyway, would you mind stepping into the courtroom where my hearing is being held to testify as a character witness on my behalf? (Cough, cough.)
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