Humorous answers appreciated.
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Somewhere out there, Livvie‘s using the wrong word that sounds similar to the right word, and she’s doing it all on porpoise!
Owe, eye sea: yore sane its knot a conspiracy. Grrrrrrr.
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You say it as if there’s something wrong with that. It’s a perfectly normal thought process. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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(your you’re)
I know it was intentional, which itself is a violation of grammar laws. It’s called cop-baiting. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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Well, it really could happen! You don’t worry about things happening to your tilde collection?
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Grrrrrrr.
I don’t believe this is a very healthy relationship; I just can’t go on with a woman who doesn’t prioritize tildes in her life to the degree that I think she should. We’re breaking up.
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Hey, wait! It’s obvious that I did not consider the consequences of my snap decision! I was too hasty, please take me back!
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I can change, I really can!
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