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Somebody in that extended family of yours has to be sane and law-abiding one, right? Grrrrrrr.
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(((Shhhhhhh! No one is supposed to know that I have you on retainer, especially not Livvie! Ok, just like I agreed, you’ve already received partial payment of one fourth in US currency, the balance of three fourths is in Argentine currency. Keep this up, Kiddo, and there’s plenty more “cabbage” waiting for you.))))
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*takes the mayo squirt bottle out of my purse*
*aims at Randy*
*squeezes*
Ugh! Martina! You got in the way!
Meh, the dry cleaner can get that stain out, and I’ll even pay for it myself. Come with me, Martina, are you ok? Let’s get out of here. I’ll get you away from that crazy woman for right now, and first thing tomorrow morning, I’ll take you to the courthouse to begin disownment proceedings to sever your ties with the crazy part of your family.
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Lol!
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Shhhhhhh!
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Lol!
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