Companion question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/138342/imagine-that-over-there-at-randolph-d-industries-they-ve-inves/view/post_id/965865
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I’ve asked you very politely never to compare notes about me with Jane S, remember? Grrrrrrr.
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Believe me, I ask ALL women to never compare notes about me with Jane S.
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Hmm, Randolph D Randall Industries…. What could that be?
It sounds risky if you get in too late. If I were investing in Randolph D Randall Industries, I would expect that I would be paid with the money from those who invested in Randolph D Randall Industries after I invested in it. If I don’t get paid, I would then expect an SEC investigation of Randolph D Randall Industries.
Not to worry, mon amie. I ordered the Accounting Office to flag your file so that you’ll receive assured payments from the Handle the Randall Slush Fund, the Arch Enemy Aiding and Abetting Financial Group, the She’s My Main Accomplice Annuities Index, and last but never least, the If I Go To Prison I Won’t Be The Only One Investment Portfolio.
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