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SavvyAnsley

Have you seen any funny signs or sayings lately?

I saw a handmade coffee caddy that read: "I like my coffee like I like my men; tied in burlap and dragged through the mountains". 


P.S. - I am sure this has been asked before. I may have even asked it myself! Funny is funny. 

Posted - August 4, 2022
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  • 23574


    Sign in a yard:   "Free Dandelions!!"



    "Is Your Wife Hot? Come In and Let Us Fix Your Air Conditioning"  -- a car service shop
      August 4, 2022 7:30 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Funny! 
      August 4, 2022 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 23574
    I thought so, too.   :)
      August 4, 2022 7:33 PM MDT
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  • 3701
    Good ones. :)
      August 5, 2022 9:03 AM MDT
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  • 23574
    Glad you liked them, too.
    And it's funny - - these two signs were within a mile of each other (but not at the same time, if that makes sense).    :)
      August 5, 2022 2:29 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    About fifty miles north of the Australian Capital, Canberra, there's a town called Yass. There's a McDonald's there, and this happened ...



      August 5, 2022 3:59 AM MDT
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  • 23574
    :)
    :)
      August 5, 2022 2:22 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    I remember this! So funny! 
      August 5, 2022 5:33 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    When McDonald's realised the sign writer's mistake (?), they tried to have it taken down. Someone in the government was even funnier than the sign writer and listed it as a "tourist attraction", so they weren't allowed to.
      October 11, 2024 6:31 PM MDT
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  • 3701
    May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'CHECKED BY RADAR'
      August 5, 2022 9:03 AM MDT
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  • 23574
    Ha!!   :)  :)
      August 5, 2022 2:22 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    LOL! 
      August 5, 2022 5:33 PM MDT
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  • 2128
    Don't raise your voice improve your argument. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 6, 2022 7:42 AM MDT
      August 5, 2022 4:09 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Nice! 

    Or don't argue... :)
      August 5, 2022 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 34251
    We sell a plaque that says "Coffee, chocolate and men, I like 'em Rich"

    I am thinking if ordering this for my yard. 



    This post was edited by my2cents at August 6, 2022 7:57 PM MDT
      August 5, 2022 6:16 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     



     



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      August 5, 2022 6:20 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Is that bottom one on YOUR car, Randy? I sounds like you!
      August 12, 2022 4:58 AM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      No comment. 

    (Listen, how about if I swing by your place, pick you up in my car, and we go riding around for a while?)
    ~

      August 12, 2022 7:12 AM MDT
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  • 23574

    Why “What Would Jesus Do?” Isn't Exactly the Right Question | Ellen Painter Dollar
      August 6, 2022 6:29 AM MDT
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  • 2128
    Right before I saw this, I thought and found this. Imagine their mentalities! I was referring slugging somebody in revenge for being born. Bam Jam happening this very ear! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 30, 2022 7:55 PM MDT
      August 6, 2022 7:37 AM MDT
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  • 53503


    :(

      August 6, 2022 9:13 AM MDT
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  • 3701
    May be an image of outdoors and text that says 'IN COUGAR AREA TRAILS, PLEASE STAY ON AND DO NOT SMALL TRAVEL GROUPS IN MEN UNDER ALLOW το TRAVEL ALONE 30'
      August 6, 2022 10:16 AM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Er, um, I meet the criteria, so I’ll just need from you the location name and the exact longitude and latitude, please. Thank you. (Cough, cough.)
    ~

      August 6, 2022 2:39 PM MDT
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  • 3701
    Next month, I'll be 77 - you might want to re-think your request. :)
      August 6, 2022 3:01 PM MDT
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