I saw a handmade coffee caddy that read: "I like my coffee like I like my men; tied in burlap and dragged through the mountains".
P.S. - I am sure this has been asked before. I may have even asked it myself! Funny is funny.
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No comment.
(Listen, how about if I swing by your place, pick you up in my car, and we go riding around for a while?)
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Er, um, I meet the criteria, so I’ll just need from you the location name and the exact longitude and latitude, please. Thank you. (Cough, cough.)
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Come ON! You have warned me before and it’s never deterred me, you should know how I am by now. Besides, that’s exactly why it’s called “cougar”.
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