Funny answers sought (but not required): what are some things that people don’t like seeing, having, or being on their lawns?

  That’s right, Officers, she’s the one, she is the trespasser! Her name is Livvie, and she’s a repeat offender who victimizes me every chance she gets! Take her away, I plan to press charges, and I’ll be at the police station directly to sign a formal complaint! Grrrrrrr.

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  Oh, she’s not misidentified at all. Look at the picture she posted where she boasts about her crime-spree and compare it to the one I posted of her being led away by the officers. She’s just wearing a dark wig in each one, but there is no denying she was properly identified. “Nice try at disguising yourself, O Eivvil One,“ I told her, “but epic fail, so you’re off to jail! Cya but I wouldn’t want to be ya!”. (Insert my maniacal laughter here.)
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