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Jane S

What's the punchline to one of your favorite jokes?

For example: That's not a Porsche,  it's a Ferrari. 

Posted - August 29, 2022
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  • 11102
    It's  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Sometimes when my big toe nail gets too long and I have a hole in my sock I will stick my toe threw the hole and wiggle the toe claw at the people and say grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Cheers!
      August 29, 2022 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 10635
    The rooster.
      August 29, 2022 9:46 PM MDT
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  • 10995
    I don't think I have heard that one.
      August 30, 2022 4:00 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    "Hey, hold on there!"
      August 30, 2022 4:57 AM MDT
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  • 10995
    Is that the one about telling someone his mother died?
      August 30, 2022 4:00 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    No, it's about an old man sitting on his porch when a young guy walks past carrying rolls and rolls of duct tape.

    "Hey, hold on there," the old man says. "Where are you going with all that duct tape?"

    "I'm going to catch me a bunch of ducks!" comes the reply.

    "Nonsense! You can't catch ducks with duct tape."

    But sure enough, the young guy comes walking past a bit later with quacking ducks hanging off the rolls of duct tape.

    The next day, the old man is sitting on his porch when the young guy comes walking past, this time carrying a bunch of chicken wire.

    "Hey, hold on there," the old man says. "Where are you going with all that chicken wire?

    "I'm going to catch me a bunch of chickens!" comes the reply.

    "Nonsense! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire."

    But sure enough, the young guy comes walking past a bit later with squawking chickens hanging from the chicken wire.

    The next day, the old man is sitting on his porch when the young guy comes walking past, this time carrying a bunch of pussy willows.

    "Hey, hold on there!" This post was edited by Stu Spelling Bee at December 5, 2022 8:23 PM MST
      August 30, 2022 4:20 PM MDT
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  • 23574
    But sure enough, the young guy comes walking past a bit later with a meowing cat stuck in a willow tree.
      December 5, 2022 8:25 PM MST
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  • 13277
    LOL
      December 5, 2022 8:33 PM MST
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  • 23574
    :)  Thanks.  :)
      December 5, 2022 8:35 PM MST
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  • 53503

     

      “I don’t care where you go, just as long as you’re all packed up and completely gone by the time I get home!”


    ~

      August 30, 2022 6:59 AM MDT
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  • 10995
    I said, a punchline, not the last thing you were told.
      August 30, 2022 4:02 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

     Nice try. That line is delivered to the woman. Tread carefully. Grrrrrrr.
    ~

      August 30, 2022 4:51 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Unless, of course, it’s not.
      December 4, 2022 11:47 PM MST
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  • 44602
    If the last engine fails, we'll be in the air forever.
    KAPOW! OK, he's dead...now what?
    OK, you're ugly, too.
    Your finger is broken.
    We won't know until the autopsy. This post was edited by Element 99 at December 5, 2022 8:26 PM MST
      August 30, 2022 7:11 AM MDT
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  • 10995
    I think I know the second and third ones and I'm sure the rest are equally funny.
      August 30, 2022 4:03 PM MDT
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  • 44602
    The first is a blond joke...the last three are doctor jokes.
      August 30, 2022 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    My thermometer broke.
      August 30, 2022 9:06 PM MDT
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  • 7404

    "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

      September 1, 2022 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    Chicken or the egg. A classic oldie.
      September 1, 2022 10:48 PM MDT
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  • 23574


     . . . and he saw his shadow and there are six more weeks of winter.
      December 4, 2022 7:26 PM MST
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  • 1633
    "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!"

      December 4, 2022 7:39 PM MST
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  • El conteo inglés

    That would have been the punchline of a joke I brought home from elementary school, but my father didn't let me finish it.  He stopped me at la profesora de gimnasia.
      December 4, 2022 8:17 PM MST
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  • 53503

     

      Ahora me encantaría saber el chiste.
    ~

      December 4, 2022 11:52 PM MST
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  • ¿Qué enseña la profesora de matemáticas?
    - el conteo

    ¿Qué enseña la profesora de inglés?
    - el inglés

    ¿Qué enseña la profesora de gimnasia?
    - el conteo inglés



    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 9, 2022 6:53 PM MST
      December 8, 2022 10:22 PM MST
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