I heard of a husband who divorced his wife for making him sandwiches from those.
I eat sandwiches made with them, I enjoy them equally as I do the other slices of the loaf. That woman sounds fantastic, I have a home-based sandwich shop downstairs here, she seems like a perfect fit, and she probably needs some consoling right about now anyway; do you have her number?
~
And then she could have looked up Randy D!
~