I’ll enter your name in the running for contest winner, LOL.
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Why do you feed such atrocities to your children? I’m calling Child Protective Services. Grrrrrrr.
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(((((Livvie, what are you doing? I thought you and I agreed we wouldn’t reveal that you secretly make sandwiches for me, and that we’d hide it by carrying on fake banter about being each other’s enemies! Speaking of which, I like the way you slice the sweet gherkins lengthwise, keep doing that. Ok, now back to the contrived animosity. Shhhhhhh.)))))
Egad, you villainous practitioner of long-distance sorcery, you dare vex me again, do you? Grrrrrrr.
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