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Time. (Grrrrrrrrrr.)
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The desire to cook.
Wait, what? You’re in the rotation just like all the others are!
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Ok, I’ll do my best to get out of there on time; she makes a mean breakfast though. No promises on my part. Grrrrrrr.
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Hold on . . . exactly what is it you plan to do with me?
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You misspelled the word “surprise”. Ten demerits.
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That’s how she spells her name. You know how some people get creative with that type of thing.
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