A public restroom question :

You saw all that from where you're sitting?  I think not! I've got a firm grasp on this roll and you'll have to go without it.

 

  Knowing Livvie, I doubt she just sat there and watched it roll away, her play-by-play description makes it seem as if she chased it to be able to give such accurate details. It’s just difficult to understand how she kept up with it with her pants around her ankles. Wasn’t she embarrassed? Grrrrrrrrr.

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Sorry.

I'll try to make up for it with a pretty picture along the same topic.  :)

Do you... stand when you...?

Fortunately for me, at one of my jobs, two of the public restrooms are way out of the way and no one uses them. Except me.

  When I worked in a fifth-story office, I would go to the third floor to use the restrooms instead of the ones on my floor. When I worked at a place that had several buildings on its complex, I would go to one of the others besides my shop to use their restrooms.
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I relate, yes.  :)