I have a physical sensual therapy program that helps alleviate those types of issues . . .
(Wink, nudge.)
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Hey, wait! All you had to do was say so! You know how long I’ve been chasing you! Pack your things and get out here to California right away, in the meantime, I’ll convince my wife to change her mind about polygamy. We’ll see you at the San Diego International Airport! (No need to pack a lot of clothing; I plan for you to be naked for the majority of your time here.)
P. S. Don’t mind her, she’ll get over it in a few months after realizing that she only has to make half of the sandwich quota.
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I’ve only been with my current girlfriend for a few weeks, as yet. We are both in our 40s and one of us has been married before. Both of us are happy with our respective living arrangements and it’s probably not a good time to be buying or selling property. And, lastly, there is just an outside chance that she will move to Spain before the end of this year.
Reasons enough?
This post was edited by Reverend Muhammadovsky at June 20, 2023 6:15 PM MDT