If I were to lock you in the dungeon and make you homework challenges, which subject would torture you the most?

Cook, make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for Slartibartfast and a Vegemite on toast for Randy!  Oh, he’s suing me for serving culturally inappropriate foods.  Okay, leave that one alone and just serve the Vegemite on toast to both Slartibartfast and Randy, please. This post was edited by Livvie at March 7, 2023 5:03 PM MST

  “Oh, he’s suing me for serving culturally inappropriate foods.”

  To which one of us are you referring as filing the lawsuit? Peanut butter is frowned upon in his culture, and Vegemite is frowned upon in mine.
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I’m referring to Slartibartfast.  He doesn’t play well with others in the dungeon.  You know how he gets so we’re just serving you both Vegemite on toast.

Oh, it’s your lucky day!  We’re having a pizza party in the dungeon today!  We have a Hawaiian pizza with extra pineapple and you get to enjoy it all by yourself!

It was originally for somebody else, but I decided against it.

 

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Tell that to an Italian and you'll likely get a stiletto in the back. They invented it. I agree with them, pineapple on pizza is an abomination, on MY pizza it's a capital crime.
As for PB, its not frowned upon by all Aussies, my granddaughter is one of those weirdos who love the vile stuff. It's frowned upon by ME.

The Hawaiian Pizza was invented in Chatham, ON, Canada.  I guess they didn’t want to be associated with their creation so they blamed it on Hawaii. This post was edited by Livvie at March 9, 2023 6:48 AM MST

Italy invented the pizza - essentially its a pie with the filling on the outside.

Italy invented the pizza, yes, but pineapple wasn’t a part of it.  The Canadians did that.




This post was edited by Livvie at March 9, 2023 6:49 AM MST

Eh.

 

  Don’t be so quick to use the pie analogy as your basis for excluding pineapple: far too many pies and types of pies are fruit-based! Tell something to the Italians? Tell that to the Hawaiians. Pineapple belongs! I’ll drop by your place on my way from Perth and throw an afternoon bash in your honor. Peanut butter sandwiches, peanut butter cookies, peanut butter brownies will follow the Hawaiian pizzas! Enjoy! (By the way, no Vegemite will be allowed. Grrrrrrr.)
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You’re going to start an international incident by dropping off that Hawaiian Pizza.

The Canadians’ plans are working!

 

  You say it as if it’s a bad thing. Grrrrrrrrrr.
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I'll make sure I'm away from home that day.


(Yes, there are lots of fruit pies but you don't put ham, tomatoes and mozzarella on those). This post was edited by Slartibartfast at March 9, 2023 8:37 PM MST

  It’s not a dungeon, quit calling it a dungeon, I keep telling you we don’t use that word around here! It’s a workplace, and a very pleasant one at that! Grrrrrrr. 

 

 

 

 

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All it lacks is cockroaches.

 

  Incorrect, sir! Spoken by someone who has obviously never visited, lol.
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You mean there ARE cockroaches there?

*reaches for phone book, looks up the number of the CA Dept of Public Health, Food & Drug branch ...

Shhhhhhhh! I thought we were mates! Grrrrrrr. 

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How can I make ice cream torture?  I know!

Ice cream AND bacon? You are so devious! 

Math, you’re the least popular subject here.  Sorry.

Math is awesome.