What’s your favorite humorous saying involving food?

Life is unpredictable - eat dessert first.

Vegetables are not food, vegetables are the stuff food eats.

 

  A humorous way to pray for a meal before eating it: “Through the lips and past the gums, look out, stomach; here it comes!”

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Honey, that (or he) doesn't melt my butter.

Fair suck of the sauce bottle!

Food is beautiful but can be b.s. too
I mean it depends where youre getting the food. Yea if you go get a $2 burger from mcds its gonna be unhealthy. If you go to a burger joint where they hand patty, its gonna be a lot healthier and hopefully fresher ingredients. I use to work at a bar and grill, they're nachos were homemade tortilla chips and all fresh veggies and hamburger, don't get the queso and the only somewhat unhealthy thing is the chips. Imo the best diet is whole foods, no refined sugars and plenty of excercise! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at June 2, 2023 3:49 PM MDT

"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids"