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What’s your favorite humorous saying involving food?

Mine originated in northern Georgia: “Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!”

Posted - April 13, 2023

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  • 2918
    Life is unpredictable - eat dessert first.
      April 13, 2023 11:13 AM MDT
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  • 32946
    Vegetables are not food, vegetables are the stuff food eats.
      April 13, 2023 7:32 PM MDT
    5

  • 52995

     

      A humorous way to pray for a meal before eating it: “Through the lips and past the gums, look out, stomach; here it comes!”


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      April 13, 2023 8:36 PM MDT
    4

  • 13261
    A summer camp variation: Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yay God!
      April 14, 2023 1:37 AM MDT
    4

  • 52995

     

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      April 14, 2023 6:25 AM MDT
    4

  • 17471
    Honey, that (or he) doesn't melt my butter.
      April 14, 2023 7:00 AM MDT
    5

  • 16336
    Fair suck of the sauce bottle!
      April 14, 2023 8:02 AM MDT
    4

  • 737
      April 16, 2023 2:28 AM MDT
    4

  • 1927
    Food is beautiful but can be b.s. too
    I mean it depends where youre getting the food. Yea if you go get a $2 burger from mcds its gonna be unhealthy. If you go to a burger joint where they hand patty, its gonna be a lot healthier and hopefully fresher ingredients. I use to work at a bar and grill, they're nachos were homemade tortilla chips and all fresh veggies and hamburger, don't get the queso and the only somewhat unhealthy thing is the chips. Imo the best diet is whole foods, no refined sugars and plenty of excercise! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at June 2, 2023 3:49 PM MDT
      April 16, 2023 8:05 AM MDT
    2

  • 23090


    "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids"






    And:






      June 2, 2023 3:49 PM MDT
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