Gee, sounds as if you’re a goner for sure. May I move into your place now that you don’t need it any longer?
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I now see that I mistook who was whom there. It should have read:
Gee, sounds as if I am a goner for sure. Are you just planning to move into my place once I’m gone and will not need it any longer? Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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I erred completely on citing you for a missing apostrophe, you and Livvie were right the entire time, and I was wrong. I should have paid closer attention to the comma after the word “paying”. I owe you a formal apology and I have deleted that portion of the thread.
You’re dead to me.
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Randy would need to pay himself by transferring the ransom money from his savings account to his checking account.
Unfortunately he can’t access his Wells Fargo account because the last security upgrade for the mobile app added Captcha to the login page. Now, no matter what he types into the box, it just goes back to the Captcha screen.
I might be here for a while.
Detectives, Assistant District Attorneys, private investigators, news reporters, talk show hosts, criminal justice students, movie producers, documentary researchers, the victim’s family and friends, I hereby unequivocally and emphatically declare that I had nothing to do with the alleged kidnapping of (queenpin) Livvie The Eivvil One, nor was I even aware that said alleged crime had taken place. Rumors connecting me with the incident have been maliciously concocted to harm my good name and my exemplary status as an upstanding pillar of the community, have been grossly exaggerated in vile attempts at discrediting me, and have been circulated with the interest of propping up the image of my enemies.
— Signed, Randall D Randolph, The Innocent.
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“Ransom note”? What random note? I never received any ransom note, in fact, the kidnappers haven’t contacted me at all! I’m beginning to wonder whether Slart staged this thing himself and hasn’t really been kidnapped. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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