Perhaps she’s on vacation, and if so, she may be taking a break from logging on.
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I’m not retired, I’m actively working as a grammar cop.
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I’m just glad that Livvie isn’t the one who’s mysteriously absent for a couple of weeks. You know how it is; the cops tend to come sniffing around the ol’ Randall D Randolph Ranch asking a lot of nosey questions and threatening to come back later with search warrants. That kind of exposure and publicity is terrible for business. I run a respectable joint, I’ll have you know, and hanky-panky just isn’t allowed. Grrrrrrr.
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“The prime suspect is always the one to whom the missing user last replied.”
Well, that’s just plain ridiculous, and it’s fake news! It’s the kind of thing that a criminal queenpin would come up with to try and frame someone, that someone being a kind, dear, sweet, well loved pillar of the community, innocent as a newborn lamb, ladies and gentlemen, I give you one Randolph D Randy. (Everyone knows that the next of kin is the prime suspect). Harumpf!
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