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Imagine that the medical professional administering medication to you is none other than the venerable and vaunted (Dr.) Randy D;

what could go wrong?

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Posted - September 2, 2023

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    7649
    Since I'd be prescribing "Love Potion #9," good things would have to happen. It could go terribly wrong if he started kissing everyone in sight.  :  (
      September 2, 2023 8:50 PM MDT
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  • 53078

     

      Oh! You’re familiar with either his reputation or with the rumors that usually get circulated about him!

      
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      September 2, 2023 9:39 PM MDT
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  • 7649
    I was thinking about the song (Love Potion #9), it made me think of Randy D. 
      September 3, 2023 4:38 AM MDT
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  • 53078

     

      You may have misread the post or misunderstood it: the scenario has you receiving medication from Dr. Randy D, not the other way around.



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      September 2, 2023 9:57 PM MDT
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  • 7649
    Oh, that is very different, I would decline the offer, unless it made me look younger.  This post was edited by . at September 8, 2023 5:20 AM MDT
      September 3, 2023 4:36 AM MDT
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  • 53078

     

      Wait, you’d decline the treatment regimen of (supposed Dr.) Randall D Randolph? No matter how good it is for him you?


      
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      September 3, 2023 10:00 AM MDT
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  • 7649
    Well, I didn't say that, I can be persuaded.
      September 3, 2023 1:26 PM MDT
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  • 53078

     

      Why, Mrs. Boss Lady, I think you’re trying to seduce me!

      

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      September 3, 2023 1:48 PM MDT
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  • 7649
    You just melted my heart :  )  Why yes, it's a promise, "perfect picture."  :  )

    This post was edited by . at September 6, 2023 8:58 AM MDT
      September 3, 2023 4:44 PM MDT
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  • 13269
    vaulted vaunted

    Unless, of course, you’re a train station or other public building with a high, arched ceiling.
      September 2, 2023 9:44 PM MDT
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  • 53078

     

      You’re right, thanks for catching it! The edit has been made.
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      September 2, 2023 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 5453
    He had vaulted on his mind because he accidentally got locked inside of his tilde vault again.
      September 8, 2023 5:10 AM MDT
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  • 53078

     

      Stay out of this, you! Grrrrrrr.



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      September 8, 2023 11:00 PM MDT
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  • 16392
    Nope. A tilde-shaped hypodermic would hurt more than a regular one.
      September 2, 2023 11:04 PM MDT
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  • 53078

     

      Breakthroughs in treatment occur all the time. People were being bled with leeches 250 years ago until more was known about better alternatives. Tilde-shaped hypodermic needles just might be considered cutting-edge in the not-too-distant future, so you’re getting in on the ground floor, Matey!

      Now turn away from me, drop trou, bend over and wait for it. It will sting a little at first, but with continued procedures over the next several months, you’ll grow so accustomed to it that you’ll be eagerly seeking me out. 

      
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      September 3, 2023 10:10 AM MDT
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  • 7649
    Ouch!
      September 3, 2023 1:27 PM MDT
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  • 5453
    Nothing’s going to go wrong.  Just hurry up and give me the shot, Randy.  I have a lot of things I want to smash today.

    This post was edited by Livvie at September 8, 2023 5:21 AM MDT
      September 3, 2023 2:55 AM MDT
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  • 53078

     

      Ah, yes: my case study on the classic example of a delusional patient. You’ll be administered the venom serum alright, and immediately afterward you’ll be returned to your cell private room. Until I’ve decided that you can be reintegrated into normal society, I need you in a place where I can keep an awfully close eye on you. (Grrrrrrr.)




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      September 3, 2023 10:26 AM MDT
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  • 7649
    Calm down, just think of the big mess you will have to clean up, (((((burrrrr))))).  :  ) Write some poetry instead, about love about your Bff about people who mess up their grammar, something constructive.  This post was edited by . at September 8, 2023 8:53 AM MDT
      September 3, 2023 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 5453
    I’m an adorable hulk.  Go ahead.  Make me angry.  You’ll like me when I’m angry.  I promise.
      September 8, 2023 2:56 PM MDT
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  • 10238
    I imagine that I would be filing charges soon after.
      September 3, 2023 6:24 AM MDT
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  • 53078

     

     Wait, at least give it a chance first! You never know, you might even like it, you might like it just as much as all the others have.  


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    This post was edited by Randy D at September 3, 2023 12:28 PM MDT
      September 3, 2023 10:12 AM MDT
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  • 10238
    Yeah, right.
      September 3, 2023 11:20 AM MDT
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  • 53078

     

      Jealous again, I see.
      Why can’t you all just get along with each other? You’re practically sisters, in a way.
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      September 3, 2023 12:34 PM MDT
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