Do it now!
He cut it off.
Surf report says "flat"....;-D...
Life in a slaughterhouse
The kitten was choked.
Out of ice cream
The US. Presidential election.
She died this morning.
Your card was declined.
It was too late.
That and/or factory farm. I agree, one of the saddest stories of all time.
We realized we existed.
"Nevermore" quoth the Raven ...
How to get STDs
(An illustrated guide)
. . . and now we find we never needed it in the first place!
There's a circumstance I can relate to. Thanks.
For sale: Unused baby-shoes
Yes, I cheated a bit, and anyway I stole it from Ernest Hemingway. But I like it.