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righty1

What would you do if this guy wants to fight you?

Could you kick his butt? How could he be stopped?

Additional information: He's a six-foot-nine undefeated boxing champion with Bipolar Disorder.

Posted - February 25, 2017
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  • 2960
    Replace his lithium with sleeping pills. Then when he's knocked out, bury him alive.
      February 25, 2017 9:57 PM MST
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  • 2327
    Good idea! Very millennial. I like it. 
      February 25, 2017 9:58 PM MST
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  • 2960
    Oh. I thought I was going old school psychotic.
      February 25, 2017 9:59 PM MST
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  • 2327
    It's borderline genius. 
      February 26, 2017 5:52 PM MST
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  • Start slashing.
      February 25, 2017 10:20 PM MST
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  • 2327
    You'll have to be quick. He moves fast. 
      February 26, 2017 5:51 PM MST
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  • 7792
    I'd learn to die well.
      February 25, 2017 10:37 PM MST
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  • 2327
    Yup! That's all anyone could do in reality. 
      February 26, 2017 5:50 PM MST
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  • 7683
    He can't I will dodge him;))
      February 25, 2017 11:04 PM MST
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  • 2327
    Ninja skills! lol 
      February 26, 2017 5:50 PM MST
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  • 7683
    LOL yes;))
      February 26, 2017 7:51 PM MST
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  • 6988
    Conan O'Brien?
      February 25, 2017 11:18 PM MST
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  • 2327
    He's a lot larger, more intimidating and a lot more accomplished than Conan. He's even funnier than Conan too. 

    Start video at 2:40 to see what I mean:



      February 26, 2017 5:48 PM MST
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  • Easy! Waste him!
      February 26, 2017 6:33 AM MST
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  • 2327
    Nice! I'll take one of those if you have an extra one. 
      February 26, 2017 5:40 PM MST
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  • Coming right up!
      February 26, 2017 5:41 PM MST
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  • 1138
    Hahaha... Rooster you crack me up
      June 19, 2017 11:59 AM MDT
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  • 11111
    Maybe I could kick his butt if I was still in my prim and he fell for my Popeye Surprise move. The Popeye Surprise move is were you pretend to twist up your wrist then let it go and move your arm up and down while making a loud spinning propeller sound with your lips. Then when he is trying to figure out what kind of idiot you are you take him out with a sweep kick and elbow to the middle of their back. Cheers!
      February 26, 2017 10:13 AM MST
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  • 2327
    Let's say you're successful and it takes him out. But what if he gets back up? He'll know what to expect the second time. Do you have anything else?  
      February 26, 2017 5:39 PM MST
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  • 11111
    Ya I'd have to use my Mary Popins move - thats were I open up an umbrella and float out of the ring before he killed me. I seen that guy fight he's  one tuff dude and even when I was in my prim he could of knocked me out in a couple of seconds. Cheers!
      February 26, 2017 6:16 PM MST
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  • 2657
    You're hilarious. lol
      June 19, 2017 1:38 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i would tell him to get lost, i dont fight with people
      February 26, 2017 9:22 PM MST
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  • 6988
    Whoa! Pearl is on fire! You all better back off!
      February 27, 2017 2:11 PM MST
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  • If he wanted to fight a lady he would be unchivalrous. I would feel justified in using a Tokarev pistol to save my life. Several bullets in each knee should stop him.
      June 19, 2017 11:22 AM MDT
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