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You're in line at the grocery store. The guy in front of you turns around and you notice his fly is down. You ___________

Posted - March 29, 2017

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  • 14795
    You should go to coppice wood in the Fall ......but just be careful and keep well away from the tree'fellers that's working there as you don't want to get Lumbered with a bump on the head for Loging on down under...... Top that out.....hehe 
      March 31, 2017 3:02 AM MDT
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  • I'd have to take a leaf out of your book  to compete in this thorny topic.. I could hedge my bets, but I'd end up out on a limb clutching at straws... As that English actor Edwood Woodwood said.. Don't branch off unless you want the copse to catch you.
     I tried lol... But I think it's two games to nil in your favour :)
      March 31, 2017 5:42 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I like a good Spar so please don't Bough out now.........I know your knot a sap and twigged it Fir'st Tyme we spoke...... We could speak on the phone blossom  but Trunk calls stump me plus I don't have the Gall to root about anymore......  :)
      March 31, 2017 6:07 PM MDT
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  • Bough out? Yew might, but I pine fir more... Our leader, Elder Berry, who wines on oft thymes, had oft o pined on fern calls... But I'll hedge my bets, and beleaf them to be safe. Wood that we could, for pleasure shared
      March 31, 2017 6:17 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    To seek'a'more trees wood go against the grain and I need to spruce myself up before we go into hibernation tonight....lol
      March 31, 2017 6:39 PM MDT
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  • Does sprucing up include some deforestation? Gentle rolling hills and mounds, this pleasant land, this England... To gambol amongst those pleasing lands, to explore those trills and clefts, those welcoming valleys... Don't hibernate, come dance beneath the stars themselves and let our frolics Neath they're icy stare set their tongues to waggle and their minds to wonder...
      March 31, 2017 6:53 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    It's Ode of ewe at this late tyme.
    To write poetically line after line.
    And as I dont wish to appear to terse. 
    Each line I right will appear as verse. 
    You speak of mounds and clefts and things .
    As nature demands we have such things. 
    They are I think the gift of life. 
    And so I think is every Wife. 
    I wonder what it's like to wander.
    Pleasant valleys far of yonder .
    Deforested all laid bare .
    Where Nymphs can play with out a care.
    That would I think be quite delightful .
    So long they are never spiteful......   ;)P
      April 1, 2017 3:03 AM MDT
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  • Sprites and spite... Two different things
    In fair land doth dwell.
    Within my soul
    Spite finds no hold
    To fester, dark and dreary
    Rather me a sprite
    To linger and explore
    Such hidden vales
    In yonder land
    Those I crave
    To share with you
    Pleasures laid bare
    Kissed with morning dew
    The hidden clefts
    Each mound and vale
    I gift to you
    In this foreign land
    To have, to hold
    To share to own
    Our pleasure mixed
    Neath the stars above
    This ode is over
    I have come
    This penultimate line
    With you in mind below the southern cross
    :)

      April 1, 2017 5:52 AM MDT
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  • 17566
    Not one thing.
      March 29, 2017 5:31 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Call the SWAT SQUAD lickity split...:)p
      March 29, 2017 5:42 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    ROFL!!  Very Funny Nice Jugs! :D!!!
      November 13, 2017 1:09 AM MST
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  • 3191
    HA HA HA!
      March 30, 2017 3:47 PM MDT
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  • I blush.

    Why? Because those grocery queues are so closely packed that if he turns around and I see his fly it probably means that I was looking at his butt. Couldn't it be a woman instead? I'd be much more like to be looking at her butt. 
      March 29, 2017 5:56 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    r a perv. ;+
      March 29, 2017 7:31 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Say "I can see your orangeman"
      March 29, 2017 9:39 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    LOL!  Thanks Kittigate!  I'll try that approach next time!  :) :)
      November 13, 2017 1:11 AM MST
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    8071
    Nothing less he is sans underwear. I would tell another male to let him know.  This post was edited by . at November 13, 2017 1:06 AM MST
      March 30, 2017 4:07 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    i probably wouldnt say nothing, he would only wonder why im looking at it
      March 30, 2017 2:57 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    It's a tough call.  Thanks pearl :) :)
      November 13, 2017 1:07 AM MST
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  • 3191
    I would quietly say, "Well, ahem, this is awkward..."  But, yes, I would tell him.  
      March 30, 2017 3:44 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I think I would tell him too.  I like your approach!  Thanks Bozette :) :)
      November 13, 2017 1:06 AM MST
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  • 5451
    I would stare and grin but I wouldn't say anything.
      March 30, 2017 4:11 PM MDT
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  • 7790
    You? You nothing. I let him walk out the store hanging low.
      March 31, 2017 6:08 PM MDT
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  • 2960
    Hello sir, you need an XYZ App.
      April 1, 2017 6:01 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Ha! Ha! Ha!  That is funny!  I haven't heard that in years!  I like it Mr. Bromide!  Thanks! :)
      November 13, 2017 1:12 AM MST
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