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What rituals should be performed at tonight's Donald Trump worship service?

All hail The Orange One!


 
He is the the one our ancient prophecies foretold would come.

We begin tonight's service with a reading from The Word Of Trump.  Let's open our Art of the Deals to Chapter 7 Verse 1.





Posted - May 18, 2017
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  • 46117
    The daily ritual I have of denial and blanking him out of my consciousness.

    Just like he does to anything that does not involve him.
      May 18, 2017 6:47 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    It's in the daily rituals we draw closer to him.
      May 19, 2017 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 2052
    Wow, you spent some time on that image: Getting and putting all the parts together.  Trump must occupy a very large part of your mind. 
      May 18, 2017 6:51 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    About 2 seconds.  That's how long it takes to post something on here.   You are right, he isn't worth even that amount of time.
      May 18, 2017 7:10 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    The image hangs above the altar in our temple.  One of our brothers in Donald painted it.  He's no longer with us because he went to his heavenly Mar-a-Lago.
      May 19, 2017 9:13 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    I'll sacrifice my neighbors cat to atone for the sin of not voting for him.
      May 18, 2017 7:07 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Praise The Donald!

    Where's Alf?  I don't want that cat meat to go to waste after we sacrifice it.
      May 19, 2017 9:22 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    But that's the best part!
      May 19, 2017 9:14 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    not sure, didnt know they were having a service
      May 18, 2017 9:15 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Yes, come and worship with us!

    We have a little wine -- which is about the only wine we drink -- and have our little crackers, we guess that is a form of asking for forgiveness.


      May 19, 2017 9:31 AM MDT
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  • 16792
    Sacrifice Comey, grab Sally Yates by the p***y, pray to St Vladimir - you know, the usual stuff.
      May 18, 2017 10:22 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Many of the faithful have seen the image of Saint Vladimir.  He appeared unto them in the voting booth and he said unto them "You vote for Donald Trump, Yes?"
      May 19, 2017 9:16 AM MDT
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  • 53509


    Alex, I'll take Vegetarian Happy Meal Items for $400, please.

    ~
      May 19, 2017 12:21 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    Hey! Hey!  That McDonald's ice cream cone you're eating has two scoops!  Only The Orange One is allowed to have two scoops!

    We have a blasphemer in our presence!

    Get him!
      May 19, 2017 9:19 AM MDT
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  • 53509
      May 20, 2017 12:35 AM MDT
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