You're were walking in your old neighborhood reminiscing, and a security guard tell you to leave because you don't live there anymore.

I'd tell him to fuck off. I'm more than likely passing through and in no way looking for trouble. However, I do love when others are looking for trouble.

Sucker punch. 


What an uppercut that was! How about that for reminiscing? You see, there's a lot of people out there who do a lot of talking and they don't know what they're doing. Some people just need to be put in their place. Just like Anthony Joshua who showed the world what a young man can do to an old man. 

I'd say ya but I got a permission note from my mommy then I would reach in my pocket and pull out my middle finger and show it to him. Cheers and happy weekend!

Hello Ismael
Funny you ask. I had a similar situation happen recently...
Although I live only about 20 minutes from my childhood home, I don't get to the old neighborhood very often. A week back I found myself in the area and decided to drive through. When I do go into the town, I am surprised by the amount of old homes which have been razed to build new ones. I am always surprised to find out old house has not met the wrecking ball yet...
So I am driving around looking at the new homes and pass the same police vehicle a few times as I zig zagged the streets, on the 3rd or 4th pass he pulled me over. He asked what I was doing, i explained that I had grown up there and was just checking it out he was fine with the explanation, wished me a good day and I was on my way....
I didn't really mind the intrusion, it is a small town and he knew our old house....

Fortunately we don't have that kind of police state generally here.. . however, I have a dislike of authority and if they try to pull arrogance and superiority on me I WOULD tell them articulately and reasonably that I have every right to be there and that I don't appreciate their harassment. I might even make a complaint. I do tend to say it like it is :P

i would just tell him the truth that i was reminiscing