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Randy D

Listen, I need to stash a large bag full of tildes at your place until the heat dies down. If the cops ask, you don't know where they came

from, and most importantly, you never heard of ME!  Deal?
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Posted - May 20, 2017
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  • 19937
    No problem.  I have varying sizes depending on my varying weight.  What size are you?
      May 21, 2017 10:05 AM MDT
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  • 53526
    Er, um, that's a bit personal, don't you think?

    (Just kidding!)
    ~
      May 21, 2017 11:08 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Well, er, how will I know what outfit to choose?
      May 21, 2017 11:57 AM MDT
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  • 16835
    Chuck them in the basement. You know the way, remember when I hid you there?
      May 20, 2017 10:24 PM MDT
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  • 53526
    Thanks, mate!  Hey, wait just one minute . . . I remember that place!

    ~
      May 20, 2017 11:36 PM MDT
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  • 16835
    * Slams hatch and locks it, dials 911 *
      May 21, 2017 1:35 AM MDT
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  • 53526


    I can't believe you turned ME in!  After everything we've been through together, ever since Adelaide Prison, and this is how you show your gratitude?

    :[
      May 21, 2017 7:03 AM MDT
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  • 16835
    Shut up you fool, I'm telling the cops to look next door. A red herring. If they hear your voice over the phone, the jig is up. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at May 21, 2017 7:06 AM MDT
      May 21, 2017 7:05 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    I better not because last time I stashed something for somebody my gal friend found it and thought it was some substance i'd become addicted to so she flushed it then I had to pay the dealer to make up for the loss.
      May 21, 2017 8:46 AM MDT
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  • 53526
    It's probably better then; tildes would absolutely ruin your plumbing system. 
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      May 21, 2017 11:07 AM MDT
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  • 53526


    Tildes just don't do glitter, ok? Listen, I've changed my mind, I decided to turn myself in and beg the court for mercy.

    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at May 21, 2017 12:33 PM MDT
      May 21, 2017 11:44 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    Isolation...
      May 21, 2017 11:55 AM MDT
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  • 53526
    Ok, that's it, I want no parts of any of that action! Now I'm not just turning myself in and begging for mercy, I'm also going to turn state's evidence, rat out the rest of my gang and request to be placed in the Witness Protection Program!
    ~
      May 21, 2017 12:38 PM MDT
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  • 53526


    Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatevah.  Tell Bubba to find himself another lover.  I'm Audi 500, yo.  Fade out, peace.
    ~
      May 21, 2017 11:22 PM MDT
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