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Slartibartfast

__________ is an unexpected consequence of dating a plastic surgeon.

Humour please! It's my birthday, make me laugh.

Posted - May 27, 2017
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  • 13395
    Being turned into a blow-up doll or a squeeze toy...
      May 27, 2017 6:09 PM MDT
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  • Aids ..... Maybe :) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5yC7HwPh6Es
      May 27, 2017 6:14 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Beau talks too much.


      May 27, 2017 6:24 PM MDT
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  • The surgeons I have met are flesh and bone.
      May 27, 2017 7:09 PM MDT
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  • 16779
      May 27, 2017 7:12 PM MDT
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  • Glad to be of service.
      May 27, 2017 8:02 PM MDT
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  • 16779
    "The surgeons I have met are flesh and bone is an unexpected consequence of dating a plastic surgeon."
    Nope, doesn't work.

    :-?
      May 27, 2017 9:09 PM MDT
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  • The response was a refutation that any surgeon is made of plastic.
      May 28, 2017 8:33 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    What is th
      May 27, 2017 7:12 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    surgery
      May 28, 2017 4:55 PM MDT
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  • 16779
    Nope, that's an EXPECTED consequence.
      May 28, 2017 4:58 PM MDT
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  • 16779
    Come on peeps, a little effort please.

    "Having an actual d*ck and balls attached to your face rather than just drawn there when you're passed out drunk" is the kind of thing I'm aiming for. Make it funny and/or bizarre. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at May 28, 2017 5:26 PM MDT
      May 28, 2017 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    I do like your example, ha!

    But I did sort of like mine, too - - "Beau talks too much" as in "Botox too much" but you probably already knew that. Oh, well. A d*ck on the face sounds better to me anyway, ha!
    ;)
      May 28, 2017 5:29 PM MDT
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  • 124

    Friction, Sweaty, and Squeaky.

      May 28, 2017 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    Waking up in the morning with a new face
      May 28, 2017 6:02 PM MDT
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