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What don't you want your last words to be?




Inspired by http://answermug.com/forums/topic/30822/if-you-could-choose-what-your-last-words-will-be-what-would-you


Posted - May 29, 2017
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  • 6124
    *walking next to apartment building, hears noise and looks up*  "Is that Superman? Why is he wearing a wife beater t-shirt? Wait a sec. He's fat and isn't flyin..."
      May 29, 2017 1:07 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    You might not have time to get all of those words out!

    A free falling fat guy in a wife beater accelerates goes from 0 to 60 mph in 2.735 seconds or 0 to 100 km/h in 2.832 seconds!

    This post was edited by Livvie at May 30, 2017 2:37 AM MDT
      May 29, 2017 6:03 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    But, my brain runs at a constant 20,560 mph in .0126 seconds!  And, I talk at 143 mph per second!  It's the reason I am friendless. 
      May 30, 2017 2:40 AM MDT
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  • 6477
    'Oh fork I wish I'd stayed in bed today'
      May 29, 2017 2:07 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    Not always the safest move.

      May 30, 2017 6:08 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    What the f**k was that?


    Those were the last words of Senkichi Awaya, mayor of Hiroshima.
      May 29, 2017 3:21 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    You would be instantly vaporized so you wouldn't even know what hit you.

      May 30, 2017 6:12 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    Not if I was miles from ground zero. I'd see the flash almost instantly but the blast wave would still take a few seconds to reach me.
      May 31, 2017 12:48 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    If you see the flash you might have time to take action but I'm not sure if it would do any good.




      May 31, 2017 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    Which is why those would be my last words. "WTF was that?" - clobbered.
      May 31, 2017 5:30 PM MDT
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  • 53504


    "That comma doesn't belong there, you misspelled 'shank', and you should have capitalized "Hell's"  and "Angels" . . . "

    ~
      May 29, 2017 6:34 AM MDT
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  • 5451
      May 29, 2017 3:20 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I love this one. 
      May 30, 2017 6:31 PM MDT
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  • 10996
    Please don't shoot!
      May 29, 2017 8:58 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    I wouldn't want to be in that situation.
      May 30, 2017 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    OOHhh, SSSHHHHiiiiii... ..aauuugggg.  (Please consult Randy for correct spelling.)
      May 29, 2017 1:14 PM MDT
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  • 53504


    (Randy doesn't even know what it's supposed to mean.)

    :|
      May 30, 2017 3:14 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    Choose your mode of transportation wisely and hopefully those won't be your last words!

      May 30, 2017 6:27 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    not sure, i havent thought about that yet
      May 29, 2017 1:47 PM MDT
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  • 54
    I love you 
      May 29, 2017 4:15 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    If I'm old and at the end of my life I would want to have somebody to tell that.
      May 30, 2017 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 745
    I wish...
      May 29, 2017 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Most people regret what they didn't do in life, not what they did.
      May 30, 2017 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Um.   I don't care one whit what they are. 

    This whole scenario is a blink in time.  My words ANY OF THEM matter little.

    Eternity is all that matters.
    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at May 30, 2017 6:34 PM MDT
      May 30, 2017 6:31 PM MDT
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