What does your favorite t-shirt say?

World's Greatest Grandfather.

I don't look good in shirts with sayings on them.

Nothing. Just a dark grey t-shirt that happens to be really comfortable.

I have several I like -- well, way more than several but I'll mention just a few ~

~~ a cartoon train engine with a face, obviously drunk; he's sitting and leaning on his elbow, a drink on the table, at a table at a bar. It says ~
 "The Little Train That Didn't Give A Rat's Ass"

~~ Snow White greeting the Seven Dwarfs; one of them, with his back to us, is holding his coat open at her, flashing her. Snow White is saying ~
 "Why, you must be Sleazy!"

~~ a 50-yards-or-so-away scene of the late night manger scene in Bethlehem at the Holy Birth; holy light beams  escape from the manger shed; someone inside shouts ~
"It's a Girl!!"

~~ and from the much-too-soon-canceled TV show "American Gothic"; on the front it says simply "American Gothic"; the back has one of the character's quotes ~
"Conscience is just the fear of gettin' caught" - Lucas Buck

This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at June 5, 2017 1:37 PM MDT

I don't own this one but I laughed out loud at the man who was wearing it -- I, of course, explained my laughing -- he loved it.
:)


"World's Best Farter -- uh, I mean Father!"

Fruit of the Loom.  Size L

im short and i have this shirt that says im not short im funsize, everyone is always coming up to me cause they want to read it

Mine has a picture of my favorite fictional character, Jack Sparrow. It says, "Why's the rum always gone?"

It just says "Vlad Dracula" and has a picture of Vlad the Impaler and on the back is an image of people being impaled. It's perfect for my dark and edgy grunge look.

I am A Sissy boy but straight, I wear ladies silk lingerie.

A man I know on Facebook gave me a T-shirt he had printed with a drawing of me he made and Simpatiichnaya Zhopa above me in Cyrillic letters.