Jane S, I'll never forgive you for tricking me into posing in that red mankini last year by promising you'd lift the restraining order and go out with me. Little did I know that you had hidden a camera in the dressing room and caught me in my exuberance at the prospect of our date.
To make matters worse, there was no date, and no lifting of the order.
Sounds great! But I don't want to add to your extenuating circumstances with you and JaneS, so, on second thought, maybe you shouldn't come over. Maybe send me a video of you dancing in the outfit, though! :)
Wait, Honeybunch, did you say you might lift it? I can change, Baby, I can change! (Just let me finish this healthy stuff off, I plan to follow it with two hoagies, chili-cheese fries, a thick milkshake, some butterscotch fudge and a few boiled eggs.) I'll change, you'll see, Snoogums.
I swear to you, Paynuts - - I saw your answer on the list on the main page and I looked for an image. Here's the image and comment I planned on, even before seeing your own complete answer and image here, ha! ~
"You may be right, Paynuts! Great answer! :)
UPDATE! Never mind! My image won't post for some reason. It was the same exact image you posted. My fun-to-me reply completed failed here.
This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 4, 2017 9:05 AM MDT
Thanks for replying, Paynuts -- I'm still minor-ly pissed that the image didn't post, ha! Hey, I just saw by chance that you start a new job tomorrow -- good luck! :)