That's right. Knock em out and drag em back to my cave to pick the lock on my cave woman chastity belt. Luckily they were made of leaves back then so it didn't take long to get down to business.
Excellent! (This gif is from a terrifying-to-me episode of "The Twilight Zone" TV show!! It's the one where a boy sends people who anger him "to the cornfield." Scary!! Many people seem to find the episode funny or silly - - not me.)
It seems to me the bigger the hair, the skinnier you look. Since we can't see your body, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. If you'd like to be thin, then No. Your hair doesn't make you look fat. Your hair looks fat.
This post was edited by Merlin at October 7, 2017 4:39 PM MDT