you live in canada

Got yer mitts on a glow-in-the-dark toonie before they sold out.

Have a French Accent.

You might be a Canadian if "the food labels, in your pantry, are written in English, on one side, and French on the other."

You actually know who Mike Weir is.
You think Gretzky's birthday should be an official holiday.
You actually think curling is a real sport.
You go to work riding a Kangaroo...wait, that's an Australian.
I asked this about a year ago, as well as Brits and Australian. This post was edited by Element 99 at December 25, 2017 5:50 PM MST

You might be a Canadian IF---------  you still slip up occasionally by finishing a sentence with 'eh?'      You know what Tim Horton is known for besides coffee shops.    You know what town Justin Beiber comes from.    You know the name of the pilot who shot down 'The Red Baron'.     You know what 'Players' are.

You apologize when someone bumps into you.

You might be a Canadian if _________?
If you eat canadian bacon every
single day for breakfast.

you're not a loud-mouth like Americans are.

If they had been daft enough to employ me. 

You might be a Canadian . . . if you have snow on your boots.