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Pick-up line: "By the way, ladies, I happen to be the kind of guy who likes to 'take orders', if you know what I mean." (Wink, wink.) ~

Posted - January 6, 2018

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  • 5835
    I'm trying to think of a gag involving tildes. Nothing yet.

    According to an informal poll of anonymous women in a nameless bar, the very best pickup line is

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    "Got any beer at your place?"
      January 6, 2018 3:42 AM MST
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  • 2052
    Did Jesus tell you to say that?
      January 6, 2018 4:14 AM MST
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  • 11092
    Good. Get lost.
      January 6, 2018 4:50 AM MST
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  • 23647

    "Hello, there, sir. If the ladies aren't interested, just continue to stand there and smile with your gorgeous smile and all will be good for me. Forget my food order."
      January 6, 2018 6:35 AM MST
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  • 22891
    no, i dont know what you mean
      January 6, 2018 3:54 PM MST
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