Did you ever mistake a bidet for a toilet?

I'm still a Miss so it's highly likely that I did.....un like men though ,I can't stand to do things like that.....  :)D 

It would probably be even worse to mistake a toilet for a bidet.

No. Actually, the only time I've seen one in real life was in an Airbnb rental we had last summer. My son had just turned six and had no idea what it was. lol The kid cranked the water up on high- so high that it was hitting the ceiling, but he was also so freaked out by it that he didn't know what to do and just ran to get me... leaving the water running, of course. 

I have never used a bidet ever.


I wash my coochie in the tub at home.

The first time I was in Europe I had never seen one and couldn't figure it out.  We had a toilet, bidet, and tiny sink in our hotel room. The bathtub was down  the hall; everyone on the hall used it.  EEK!  I decided to use the bidet to wash our dirty clothes.  I carried rope to string up a clothesline when I washed clothes.  A few days later we came in and the maid was cleaning the room.  I tried to ask her what that odd short sink thing was.  She laughed, rubbed herself and said washee washee.  There was a lot of laughing, especially when I communicated to her that I had been doing our laundry in it.

I had experienced Japanese "washlets" before seeing an actual bidet in France, so I already knew what to expect. 

They were there when we bought our present house. Bit confusing at first, but it would leave a hole if we took them out. 

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