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If anyone has anything profound, or spiritually enlightening, to say

OK - then let's hear it.
PS. Take your time - we can wait.

Posted - February 22, 2018

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  • 5835
    Ice cream don't have no bones.
      February 22, 2018 3:37 PM MST
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  • 5354
    If a man is not a socialist by the time he is 20, he has no heart. If he is not a conservative by the time he is 40, he has no brain.
    – Winston Churchill
      February 22, 2018 3:54 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Suffering exists to make beer taste better. 
      February 22, 2018 4:15 PM MST
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  • 5391
    I always thought that's what refrigeration was for. 
      February 22, 2018 7:27 PM MST
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  • 2465
    I have a blessing you can say at dinner. 

    In the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost, whoever eats the fastest gets the most. 

    Amen
      February 22, 2018 4:29 PM MST
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  • 5808
    To Do Is To Be
         (Socrates)
    To Be Is To Do
         (Plato)
    DoBeDoBeDo
         (Sinatra)
      February 22, 2018 4:40 PM MST
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  • 5391
    If you were waiting for a sign,
    This Is It. 
      February 22, 2018 6:01 PM MST
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  • 46117
    How would you know if I did?

      February 22, 2018 6:37 PM MST
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  • 44607
    When you come to a fork in the road...take it.
      February 22, 2018 6:46 PM MST
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  • 19937
    Sounds like something Yogi Berra would say. :)
      February 22, 2018 9:33 PM MST
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  • 44607
    Well...He WAS a famous Yogi.
      February 23, 2018 6:31 AM MST
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  • The trouble is, if it is profound, it has already been said by thousands of spiritual teachers, philosophers, psychologists, scientists and artists of all kinds.
    And if it is enlightening, it depends on the ears of the listener to hear it.
      February 22, 2018 9:36 PM MST
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  • 44607
    That's why we make things up here.
      February 23, 2018 6:32 AM MST
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  • 3523
    He who shall, so shall he who.
    Or, A bird in the hand worth two in the bush but hand in the bush is worth more than anything.
      February 22, 2018 10:00 PM MST
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  • 5354
    That is just soo profound I am completely unable to make sense of it
      February 23, 2018 9:39 PM MST
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  • 5835
    He who ... Who he?
      February 23, 2018 12:40 AM MST
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  • 3523
    He he!
      February 23, 2018 7:57 PM MST
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  • 5354
    Who who?
      July 6, 2018 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 2657
    Here's a couple:
    (Proverbs 23:17-22) Let your heart not envy sinners, But be in the fear of Jehovah all day long, 18 For then you will have a future And your hope will not be cut off. 19 Listen, my son, and become wise, And direct your heart in the right way. 20 Do not be among those who drink too much wine, Among those who gorge themselves on meat, 21 For a drunkard and a glutton will come to poverty, And drowsiness will clothe one with rags. 22 Listen to your father who caused your birth, And do not despise your mother just because she has grown old.

    (Ephesians 6:1-4) Children, be obedient to your parents in union with the Lord, for this is righteous. 2 “Honor your father and your mother” is the first command with a promise: 3 “That it may go well with you and you may remain a long time on the earth.” 4 And fathers, do not be irritating your children, but go on bringing them up in the discipline and admonition of Jehovah.
      February 23, 2018 8:57 AM MST
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  • 7939
    "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to..."

    You know what? Never mind. I have nothing profound to say at the moment. 

      February 23, 2018 9:59 AM MST
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  • 5354
    What was the question again ?
      February 23, 2018 9:50 PM MST
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  • 5835
      July 6, 2018 11:24 AM MDT
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  • 5835
    Now this is spiritual!

      February 24, 2018 3:20 PM MST
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  • 23576


    "Conscience is just the fear of gettin' caught." 

    ~  'Sheriff Lucas Buck' as portrayed by Gary Cole on "American Gothic" TV show
      February 24, 2018 3:24 PM MST
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