Awkward! Have you ever had to greet a man whose belly was so big that you didn't know if he was just fat, or if his wife was pregnant? ~

  Hmmm, you didn't catch the subtle humor of the post (look at the category in which it appears).  That's not your fault because English is not your primary language.

  Even though women get pregnant and not men, it's also true that men have the potential to get big fat bellies too.
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True. But
Pregnancy bellies look different, more as if she has swallowed beach ball whole and you are seeing its outline.

'just fat' bellies tend to spread out and make the rest of the torso fatter too. They are also much softer and tend to sag.

 That's not me!!!!
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Sure, it is. There's even an American flag in the background.

  I protest! There are millions of American flags around, you know!

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I think you should use this photo as your avatar. If I can use my real photo, so can you.

  IT'S NOT MEEEEEE!!!! GRRRRRR!
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Here Randy, I had know idea:
https://www.weightwatchers.com/us/?cid=semGGL_Exact_Brand_Plans&Programs_Dietsweight+watchers+diet&account=WWUS&tracker=43700026839526373&gclid=CLGYm-v70toCFRqGxQIdzCoO7w

" . . . know idea"????

I remember you posted that pic yourself

  No, I think I posted the one of the heavy-set black guy eating a giant burger. 
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  See?
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So that's you? Thanks for clarifying.

  Hey, wait, I've been tricked!
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  I don't know which is funnier; the first sentence or the second sentence!
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Scientist goofed. After identifying the female as the male, it gave birth. Then they said: "Oh, with seahorses, the males give birth".