Yesterday my son accused me of giving his sister a canister of a vitamin supplement powder that he kept in the cupboard. I had to show him were he actually put it, and then I was let off the hook.
I am always getting suspected of doing wrong-doing, why, even today, I went to the doctor and his first words to me were, 'I hear you have been causing trouble.' I gave him the most hurt look I could muster and said, 'Who, me?' I mean I just don't understand why so many people think I am troublesome and a trouble-maker. I just cannot fathom it.
That said, weirdly, I find that there are others who entirely disbelieve that I could ever cause trouble and who believe I am an entirely innocent being when it comes to.... the ways of the world.
Yes, they were sterilized cups with each person's name on them. I asked for another one but they said that was all they could get that day. They couldn't prove I'd done anything wrong, which I hadn't, so nothing came of it.
OH MY GOD. I was KIDDING. You were surrounded by a sea of idiots. I bet they all voted for Trump. You are not in the US, are you? Well, they were so stupid, they wanted to vote for Trump.
This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at May 31, 2018 9:10 PM MDT
Building management suspected me of having an unregistered cat in my place when I actually had four of them. One was mine -recently acquired- so I registered him and had to pay additional $150.damage deposit -the other three were cats I was in care of while the owner was away on holidays.
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