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Photo Caption Contest (I know there's a sandwich-related joke in the photo below; please help find it):



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Posted - June 17, 2018
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  • She said:  "Would you like something to eat?"
    He said:  "Okay ... a sandwich will be fine."




    He thinks: (Well ... I could teach her how to make a sandwich.)


      June 17, 2018 8:00 AM MDT
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  • 11092
    He's thinking: I like a woman who provides me with food.
    She's thinking: 'If he keeps eating like this, he'll end up looking like Randy D (photo below).

      June 17, 2018 8:28 AM MDT
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  • 53526

    Grrrrrrr, that's not me!!!!
      June 17, 2018 9:44 AM MDT
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  • 11092
    Wishful thinking on your part.
      June 17, 2018 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 6477
    Caption: 'Better together..'
    Comment: There see.. who need sandwiches when you can simply shove stuff in bowls, share your lady's company and eat together :P I always say I'd never make sandwiches for a man... indeed, the man bit isn't necessary, I'd never make sandwiches full stop...  however, this is coming from the woman whose back is aching because I just stood for hours helping daughter make a cake and THEN she asked me to make her a sandwich... ughhhhhh I must be some kind of pushover!  I need someone to make sandwiches for me! This post was edited by Adaydreambeliever at June 17, 2018 8:03 PM MDT
      June 17, 2018 9:05 AM MDT
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  • 10663
    He- "I said make me a sandwich not give me a buffet"
    She - "And I said I'm not your maid".
      June 17, 2018 9:50 AM MDT
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  • 23647
    She: "So I decided to use every bowl I could find; they told me they were feeling useless."
      June 17, 2018 10:52 AM MDT
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  • 73
    Him: Shhh... Do you hear that? That's the sound of a sandwich not being made.

    Her: Hehehe... Wait, what?
      June 17, 2018 11:35 AM MDT
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  • 53526

      LMAO!
      June 17, 2018 6:17 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    It's a bright sunny day, the weather is fine, two people are laughing at each other's jokes, ... Whyinell are you concerned about a stupid sandwich?
      June 17, 2018 3:16 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I think a nice Sausage Roll would be more to her liking.   ;)D 
      June 17, 2018 3:42 PM MDT
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  • 53526

    I know, huh?

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      June 17, 2018 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Isn't that more of a Wrap ?     ;)D
      June 18, 2018 1:40 AM MDT
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  • 53526

      We here at the ol' Randy Ranch call it a Nut-in-Honey. 

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      June 18, 2018 5:44 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    As long as it's not a Branch...:( 
      June 18, 2018 6:32 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Or maybe Bread and Breakfast all Rolled In'two one ......;)D
      June 18, 2018 1:42 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Why not change youre name to A'meal and hope she likes eating sausages...... ;)D
      June 18, 2018 1:46 AM MDT
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  • 53526

      Tacos and hot dogs for breakfast?  Tastes good AND good for ya!

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      June 18, 2018 5:47 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Hot dogs are not....they re made from fat and glands....most likely the most unhealthy food there is...:(
      June 18, 2018 6:35 PM MDT
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  • 17614
    And all I wanted was a sandwich....................
      June 17, 2018 3:43 PM MDT
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  • 53526

      Good help is so hard to find these days, right?
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      June 18, 2018 5:50 AM MDT
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  • 3523
    Him:  Uhh, did you forget to buy bread?
    Her:   (Blushing) Oh, silly me. Ha ha ha (laughs nervously).
      June 17, 2018 6:52 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    "So many potential fillings but zero bread" 
      June 17, 2018 7:50 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    He says:  "I'll make a sandwich with you anytime!"
    Since I'm driving, I'll bring the Miracle-Whip.  How do you like it?
    On the bottom?  Or on the  top?"
      June 17, 2018 8:10 PM MDT
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