There was an open position on Answermug. They're planning on getting rid of this Randy D guy so a spot opened up for me! Oh wait, that's you, isn't it? Umm, You didn't hear that from me, OK?
Wait, what? They're getting rid of me? Who told you that, how did you find out, when will it happen, what if I quit before they can fire me, is this how I get my own spin-off sitcom, have they forgotten that I'm the one who put this one-horse town on the map, will they take me back if I add a kid or an animal to my act, what if I promise to work nights and weekends, are they planning to kill off my character completely, or will they explain it away as a long trip abroad, is this because I won't wear the funny costumes, did they find someone younger, has the Union been informed of how badly I'm being mistreated, what will they say when my lawyers get ahold of this, how do I know you're not in on it, do I get to keep the tildes, why don't you go with me so that they'll beg us both to come back, what about my fan base, isn't there anything I can do to stay here, are these just rumors, do you think you can replace talent like mine, do the producers think this is perfect timing for me to branch out on my own, what if I'm willing to sleep with the boss-lady, what if I promise not to lock myself in my dressing room and hold up production, do they think this is the only gig in town, is it the sandwiches, is this how Just Asking shows her gratitude, did you know those pictures I've been blackmailing you with are all photo-shopped, what will this do to the color-line, aren't they worried that the international market will suffer without my presence, was it my grammar, it's about time I moved along anyway, right? ~
Oh wait, that's you, isn't it? Umm, You didn't hear that from me, OK? 
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