If you were in a relationship with a guy like Randy D, which of his many issues would cause you to drag him into counseling?

  "Hello, is this Just Asking?  No, no, you don't know me, but never mind who I am, that's not important.  What is important is what I have to say to you, so don't talk, just listen: a certain friend of yours, a lug who calls himself 'Element 99', has been getting his sandwiches made in another kitchen, if you know what I mean. That's right, that's right, he sure has been spending a lot of time over there.  Maybe her coffee tastes better than what you put out?  Who am I? Like I said, you don't need my name, that would just complicate things unnecessarily, you can tell yourself I'm just a messenger . . . "

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Hello, is this Just Asking? Did you receive an anonymous call lately? It was Randy D~. :) 

Lol!  I'm busted. 
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It wasnt me. I didnt say anything to Just Asking. I promise. ;+

  In that case, I didn't either. I don't even know her phone number. 

~ This post was edited by Randy D at July 8, 2018 11:33 PM MDT

HAH...you used ellipses.

  Yes, what of it?   I've used them before too. 
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This post was edited by Element 99 at July 8, 2018 11:33 PM MDT

Atta Girl!!!

he he ;))