Why in the heck would I even be seen in public with a filthy-minded, slutty, loose, nympho, floozy ho' of a tramp like that? No thanks! (Pssssst, have her meet me at the No-Tell Motel later tonight when no one is looking.)
I think I might, possibly for about two years, at least long enough to get a solid idea of what I'm like from another person's perspective. It would encourage me to make myself a better person. Come to think of it, I could do it imagination, and it would have the same effect. My husband's going to love this...