I think it suits him well. It's got a brim turn to it like a fadora hat turned backwards. Probably so he can see to check spelling and grammar. You know, he does this to remind us we are literate and know how to do these things. You did a much better hat Element. Mine looks like a 1980s hairdo gone even more wrong than it was to begin with. More hairspray, please!!!
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This post was edited by Merlin at September 10, 2018 5:49 AM MDT
**8... snort, grumble, trip on my feet, fumble, and finally open my eyes widely..... Wait... I think I might be seeing things?!!!! I'm going to the kitchen and grabbing a cup of Green Tea. I know. It's that health kick I do.... Coffee one week and green tea another.. After all, my bones are a little rickety and make sounds like no others.
Ahh yes! Glasses! O.Kay... Now I can see! That hat is just as perfect as can be! Oh goodness, I feel excitement in the air... I have a thought that is better than fair!! Let us go to a fitting and have you sized! For you, I will not compromise.
Oh Goodness, What a mess! I just spilled my tea, I must confess. Where were we? Oh Yes.. I was just about to send you sparkles and twinkles that will have you jumping through all time wrinkles.
Here we go just for a second, A head sizing is highly recommended. Please grab a measuring thing You never know the true size by eyeballing.
Are you ready to go? Grab an espresso and We're gong to the SHOW!! ;) ;) :) ;)
I say you deserve the hat in many more ways!!!..... Hold on! We might be gone to wild for many days!!! :) :) :) :)
This post was edited by Merlin at September 10, 2018 10:37 AM MDT
Consistency and persistency is always the best policy. Wait! Why am I being nice to you when you haven't even knocked on my door in weeks, pending on months now? HA!
winks and smiles!
This post was edited by Merlin at September 10, 2018 10:37 AM MDT
I've tried to drop by But I was stopped by a guy He met me at the door Brandishing a two-by-four "Don's my name," he began angrily "state your business, Randy D" I stuttered and stammered, I was a wreck "Don, you know me! What the heck?" My very presence stirred his wrath, With gritted teeth, he blocked my path "One step closer and you'll be eatin' pine "I know full well how to deal with your kind!" I protested, "Don, put that away before I get hurt "I'm not here for my blood to squirt!" "That's the best rhyme you can come up with?" "Yes; on such short notice, I don't even have my helmet of pith" This was getting worse, my inability for decent prose His anger flashed, his temper rose "I thought you're supposed to be a word-nerd, "At least that's the rumor I've always heard" I hemmed and hawed and struggled for verses (You know me; I don't resort to curses) Don was having none of it, My head was what he wanted to hit My last chance was witty banter In my nervousness, I tripped over the wooden planter Don took the move as amateur slapstick It seemed to help me, it did the trick He couldn't take much more of this silly poem So he let me off, his warning took this tone: "Your search for a sandwich is in vain "Leave right now and spare yourself pain"
Merlin 