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When I wear a skirt, how do I sit on a motorbike without looking too sexy?

As the rider, and as the pillion rider.

Posted - October 3, 2018

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  • 5391
    Why would you ride a motorbike in a skirt?
      October 3, 2018 4:39 PM MDT
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  • 682
    Because I have to hitch a ride with a friend, and I wear skirts?

    I wear skirts, jeans and lots of different outfits but skirts are mainly for breathability and comfort, sometimes for fashion.
      October 3, 2018 5:56 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    You may have to forgo your fashion sense for practicality. Wear pants on the bike, and bring the skirt(s) to change into when you get to where you’re going. 
      October 3, 2018 6:06 PM MDT
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  • 1502
    Long sleeves and pants should always be worn on a motorcycle. 
      October 3, 2018 6:11 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    wear pants then
      October 3, 2018 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Sit on motorbike in your locked garage ....You'll be less likely to crash as well...:(
      October 3, 2018 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 682
    But I do like using modes of transport to travel.
      October 3, 2018 5:57 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    You'll go far in a car.
    Its far less of fuss on a bus .
    And going by train is less of a pain.
    Or going by plane is less of a strain.
    So don't give up hope ,you can at least take a boat.
    You could take a scooter ,
    But get one with a hooter 
    Again you could skate .
    Along with a mate.
    You could go by Ski's 
    If you need to flee.
    Perhaps  take a ballon .
    If you dont have to get there soon.
    Or travel by Barge .
    Although they can be quite large .
    If you have the attire .
    You can go by Zip Wire.
    Anf for my last Quip..
    You could go by ship 
    Now here's a quaint rub.
    You could go by Sub 
    Or put on some Fins .
    And go for a swim.
    Now swallow your pride 
    And go take a ride .
    And it you don't have a bike.
    Just take a hike.....
    And if you really like to flirt.
    Continue wearing your Skirt.....

    :)D

    As a last result ,
    Go by Catapult 

    :)
      October 4, 2018 2:19 AM MDT
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  • 17364
    No dresses on motorcycles.
      October 3, 2018 7:08 PM MDT
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  • Wear leggings until you get to your destination. Otherwise, try not shaving your legs for a month. That might decrease the sexiness factor.
      October 3, 2018 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    I had these two attractive sisters who used to stop by my motorcycle shop back in the day. They had big Jap bikes and always wore provocative clothing. Then one day they stopped in------- bleeding and upset because they had crashed into each other. All their fancy black netted hosiery was ruined. They were not seriously injured, but it was the last time they rode motorcycles. 
      October 3, 2018 9:08 PM MDT
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  • 2217
    Shouldn't be a problem if you have it wrapped round tight. 
      October 4, 2018 7:09 AM MDT
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  • Bikes lay down all the time.  Do you really want to put your unprotected legs through that meat grinder?
      October 4, 2018 8:24 AM MDT
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  • 1305
    Not sure, I can tell you how to not look sexy if you fall off the motorbike and the road surface shreds all the skin off your legs and buttocks, in fact if that happens you'll never look sexy again.  The rider should be responsible enough not to let you ride on the back of the bike without leathers.
      October 4, 2018 11:11 AM MDT
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  • 682
    Even my skeleton looks sexy ;)
    For reals though, in these parts people ride ordinary bikes they are not Harleys and they can't go too fast. No one wear leathers on bikes because:
    a) people of lower socioeconomic class ride bikes and cannot afford them
    b) the heat may just kill them before any accident will


      October 6, 2018 2:09 AM MDT
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  • 1305
    If you want to end up with corn-beef legs go for it, I wouldn't ride a motor bike (which is what your question says) without protection, and any decent rider would tell you the same, it's something I don't joke about I've seen to many accidents.
      October 13, 2018 10:19 AM MDT
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  • "If you sit on it at midnight ... that should work."

      October 10, 2018 1:14 PM MDT
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