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Are you clever?

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Posted - October 15, 2018

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  • 1502
    Indeed I am. I am clever at creating new ways to discipline inmates. When I was still a low level correctional officer I was working the the kitchen. An inmate made quite a few breakfast sandwiches. Something they weren’t permitted to do. I caught him on his way out. He was going to trade the sandwiches for contraband. Instead of writing him, which wouldn’t have done much, I made him sit down in front of me and eat every breakfast sandwich. He threw up a few times. Much worse punishment than a slap on the wrist. 

    Another time I caught an inmate from another cell house in mine during chow call. Again, instead of writing him him up I came up with my own discipline. I made him come to my cell house every day for a week to clean in my cell house. He was cleaning windows, cleaned the staff bathroom, and other duties. I never had a problem with inmates trying to sneak into my cell house again. I almost forgot, I made that inmate clean/scrub the stairs  with a bucket of soap water and a toothbrush. This post was edited by Rizz at October 16, 2018 1:47 PM MDT
      October 15, 2018 3:28 PM MDT
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  • Wow, now that's impressive.  I like your style of discipline. 
      October 15, 2018 3:47 PM MDT
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  • 1502
    Thanks. I like to send messages. 
      October 15, 2018 4:14 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    No....more Cleaver until I come unstuck....:)D
      October 15, 2018 3:34 PM MDT
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  • 44173
      October 16, 2018 7:08 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Oh...I've not been chopping for ages and I need to keep my hand in :) D 
      October 16, 2018 11:36 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    i think so
      October 15, 2018 3:44 PM MDT
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  • I am too clever most of the time.  I have learned to use my powers for good, although it was a long road.
      October 15, 2018 3:45 PM MDT
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  • 44173
    HA. A challenger. (As he throws down the gauntlet.)
      October 15, 2018 3:50 PM MDT
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  • 7269
    Whoa!  stand back everyone, it's about to get interesting!
      October 15, 2018 4:24 PM MDT
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  • hahaha -  ah, gwasshoppa, watch and be amazed...
      October 15, 2018 5:00 PM MDT
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    7269
    The inventive in a artsy kind of way kind of clever.
      October 15, 2018 4:25 PM MDT
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  • 2217
    intellectual 
      October 15, 2018 5:39 PM MDT
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  • I do believe I am.  Exercising the old noggin is amazing.
      October 15, 2018 6:11 PM MDT
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  • 16197
    Too clever by half, according to my sixth grade teacher.
      October 15, 2018 6:18 PM MDT
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  • On some occasions I am proud to be clever.  Too bad its not all the time lol.
      October 15, 2018 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 6098
    No.
      October 16, 2018 7:33 AM MDT
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  • I'm cleverer than many, but probably not as much as I think I am.
      October 16, 2018 5:25 PM MDT
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