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Discussion » Questions » Human Behavior » A person breaks into your house, eats your porridge, breaks your chair and is found sleeping in your bed. What do you do? ~

A person breaks into your house, eats your porridge, breaks your chair and is found sleeping in your bed. What do you do? ~

Posted - November 6

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  • ALF

    7450
    "A Remington semi-automatic with a scope and a hair-trigger ... BANG!!"

      November 6, 2018 6:48 AM MST
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  • 491
    Finish off the chair on them. :P
      November 6, 2018 7:07 AM MST
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  • 17663
    Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson to the rescue.

      November 6, 2018 10:16 AM MST
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  • 76
    A .38 please  get serious, make it a .357
      November 7, 2018 9:06 AM MST
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  • 17663
    This is what we carried in the Navy. M1911A1 .45 ACP

    This post was edited by Element 99 at November 8, 2018 6:01 PM MST
      November 8, 2018 5:12 PM MST
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  • 7192
    I hope you holster your weapon when your out and about with the ladies Ellie..... ;)D 
      November 8, 2018 5:39 PM MST
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  • 17663
    Yes, but only one layer of holster.
      November 8, 2018 6:08 PM MST
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  • 7192
    I bet you have a six shooter :)D 
      November 8, 2018 6:23 PM MST
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  • 76
    I can still field field strip one blindfolded.  Always did like that piece, I have heard so many bitches over the years however.  By the time I got my 1st one issued it was worn out.  Trojan War issue I believe.......  Complaints on the 7 shot clip, I always said if at 1st you hit what you are aiming at.  That Beretta replacement was a POS

    The 2 I have now beautiful.
      November 9, 2018 9:37 AM MST
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  • 20327
    kick thenn out
      November 6, 2018 11:03 AM MST
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  • 76
    Decide where I am going to put the Bearskin Rug as I carefully line up the shot - if it is a bear

    If it is human, politely call 911 as I replace the .45 with a Louisville Slugger. 

    Other critter, see Bear solution
      November 6, 2018 11:48 AM MST
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  • 9495
    I would not make it upstairs to find them in bed.  When I walked in and realized someone had been there I would turn around and walk back out and call the sheriff.
      November 8, 2018 12:29 AM MST
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  • 7192
    I read the book and followed the script word for word and know it off by heart.....I'm also often referred to as goldilocks and like her I'm a good girl to ,albeit a little  lost and a waif and stray ,so I'd do exactly as I was told and maybe make some hay while the sun did shine and think about sleeping after.........  :)D

      November 8, 2018 2:40 AM MST
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  • 7192
    Im told I look very cute with just a little Teddy on me...
    Its also part of the Bare/Bear essential clothing range from S&M or is it Marks & Spencer's :)D 
      November 8, 2018 2:44 AM MST
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  • 19531

      But what about my broken chair and my empty porridge bowl?  Priorities, Woman, priorities!  Grrrrrrrrrr. 

    ~
      November 8, 2018 5:38 AM MST
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  • 7192
    Just eat your grots or your git the hee'ad ...That's all Scottish slang if you wondering...:) 
      November 8, 2018 12:35 PM MST
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  • 6075
    Threaten to eat her so she runs away, never to be seen again.
      November 8, 2018 4:17 AM MST
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  • 3336
    Be honest now - do you really eat porridge?   We do. 
      November 8, 2018 8:14 AM MST
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  • 3354
    Me, I prefer Cream of Wheat.
      November 8, 2018 8:57 AM MST
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  • 4758
    Blunt force trauma.
      November 8, 2018 8:19 AM MST
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  • 1334
    Quietly go through their wallet/purse ... remove any cash ... buy a bunch of stuff on their credit cards ... use their DL to find their house and use their keys to get in and remove their belongings. 

    Then go back and make a bunch of noise entering, to wake them up and send them on their way.
      November 8, 2018 9:04 AM MST
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  • 233
    Round up a family of black bears in the woods and have them escort the criminal out! lol
      November 8, 2018 5:21 PM MST
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  • 76
    Herding Bears is like herding cats - impossible unless you are willing to use extreme force
      November 9, 2018 5:01 PM MST
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  • 140
    Tread softly ... (with apology to W B Yeats)

      November 10, 2018 5:23 PM MST
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