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Is Trump's heart two sizes too small?

 

He's certainly stolen Christmas from hundreds of thousands of civil service employees.

It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. 
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Theodor Geissel (Dr Suess),  How The Grinch Stole Christmas 

Posted - December 25, 2018
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  • Please, show a little compassion for the man, he's having to stay at the "dump" for Christmas instead of Mar-a-Lago. :P
      December 25, 2018 6:15 AM MST
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  • 6988
    Little Cindy Lou Who will save Christmas. 
      December 25, 2018 8:09 AM MST
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  • 22891
    nnaybe
      December 25, 2018 8:57 AM MST
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  • 5808
    He has built a wall around it
      December 25, 2018 2:36 PM MST
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  • 46117
    May have been that his BRAIN  was nonexistent

    It could be his wiener was shaped like a small toadstool (ala Stormy Daniels' description)

    It could be his face is covered in cellulite and painted orange (for all to see)

    It could be he is built like a naked mole rat

    It could be that he is stopped up with old decaying cheeseburgers

    It could be that he is just a nasty, constipated brainless oaf

    It could be that he has a black hole for a heart and it cannot ever be filled with ENOUGH.

    It could be that we are all going to receive the best Christmas Present of all next January and it could be that he and his rotten apple family are all going to be incarcerated before next Christmas.

    It could be.


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 26, 2018 12:31 AM MST
      December 25, 2018 2:44 PM MST
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  • 12088
    It is and it would be a real health problem for normal people because their heart wouldn't be big enough to pump blood threw their body. But Trump uses his hot headiness and the wick effect (capillary effect) to circulate the blood through his body. Cheers and Merry Christmas! This post was edited by Nanoose at December 26, 2018 12:32 AM MST
      December 25, 2018 3:11 PM MST
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  • 19937
    No, his ego is too big.
      December 26, 2018 1:53 PM MST
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