Well...where is it?

"It dis-da-peered!'

  You're Ellipses-Man, why are you asking me?

I'm "IT"now and you can be "IT" after me if you can run....
Did you ever play "IT" when you went to school with your friends at play time...:) 

It is baaa-loon!

The last 2 roasts I bought blew up to the size and circumference of basketballs.  I took the 2nd one back and told them I would report them to the health dept if that happened again.  Shortly thereafter there was a massive beef recall.  That leads me to believe those raising the cattle are shootin' 'em full of shet that could do nothing but make the product worthy of the label "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION".

This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 27, 2018 9:49 AM MST

not sure what youre looking for

In her stomach.  She died of a massive heart attack no doubt.  Or cancer.

Someone asked me 'what's it like out?' So I took it out and showed them then I put it back.