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Discussion » Questions » Humor and Jokes » Imagine walking into a room and finding me fainted dead away on the floor. What may have caused it?

Imagine walking into a room and finding me fainted dead away on the floor. What may have caused it?




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Posted - February 6

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  • 5731
    You discovered your tildes and sandwiches were but illusions and they did not really exist.  Or a self-delusion. 
      February 6, 2019 6:43 AM MST
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  • 1523
    Someone said "Hi Randy" .. I know you from Answermug.
      February 6, 2019 7:51 AM MST
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  • 3009
    Good one, that would do it for sure. hahahahaa
      February 6, 2019 10:03 AM MST
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  • 108
      February 6, 2019 4:39 PM MST
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  • 10680
    Why can't  Mr Ransom ask for hisself ? :) 
      February 6, 2019 5:03 PM MST
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  • 3009
    Now you are gonna make him cry.  :  P
      February 7, 2019 6:05 PM MST
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  • 10680
    A Tilde Wave from a dyslexic person....   :)D
      February 6, 2019 4:58 PM MST
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  • 2367
    Tilde starvation.
    An avalanche of bad grammar.
    A diabetic episode from lack of a delicious wholemeal sandwich.
      February 6, 2019 11:56 PM MST
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  • 1120
    Randy xxxx

    You are to report to Camp Lejune no later than 22:00 on 31 March.  This pursuant to and in accordance with an Article 34 investigation regarding prior service ....... xxxxx


    Travel vouchers will forthcoming, Mess vouchers will be forthcoming upon confirmation of this communication.

    Please respond within 48 hours to the attached number.  Failure to do so will be consider a felony under Federal Statute 601.73.34 and prosecuted as same

    Sincerely, by direction 
    Colonel Wrongway


    April Fool
      February 7, 2019 7:11 PM MST
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  • 24506

      (LeJeune)
      February 7, 2019 9:23 PM MST
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  • 2606
    Mueller just found the Russian collusion link and the link is in your tildes.  You've been passing –ôs off as Ñs.  You never thought you'd get caught, did you?
      February 7, 2019 9:54 PM MST
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  • 5748
    You didn't faint---you tripped over a bag of tildes and hit your head on a large box of them on the way down.
      February 8, 2019 1:18 AM MST
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  • 7860
    Somebody wrote "their" when they should have said "they're".

    There so dumb.
      February 8, 2019 4:21 AM MST
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