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Randy D

I’m confused: ever since I started my new business, All About The Tilde Hotline, I haven’t received a single call. Where did I go wrong?



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Posted - April 7, 2019
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  • 44608
    You'll have to set up a facebook account and 'put it out there'.
      April 7, 2019 7:33 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    It is like in the pinball arcade. Everybody shout 'Tilde', 'Tilde'. But noone do anything about it,
      April 7, 2019 8:09 AM MDT
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  • I think the public might have misunderstood and thought that was a direct line to Tilda Swinton.  
      April 7, 2019 9:11 AM MDT
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  • 469
    What is the Tilde Hotline?  
      April 7, 2019 9:38 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      I know, right?

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      April 7, 2019 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 469
      It must be over my head!  lol This post was edited by Natz at April 8, 2019 7:52 AM MDT
      April 7, 2019 7:30 PM MDT
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  • I called but all I got was heavy breathing and someone calling me their dirty little tilde.
      April 7, 2019 10:46 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Hey, wait a second, that was you?  Sorry, I thought Jayne had finally broken down and expressed her desire for me.

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      April 7, 2019 12:29 PM MDT
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  • 11002
    Here's a tip for you: If you look out your window and see pigs flying by, there's a chance it's me. Otherwise, it's definitely not.
      April 7, 2019 12:41 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    It is like reading a book after seeing the movie.

    No one will buy anything when they have heard the plot over and over, ad nauseum.
      April 7, 2019 10:53 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    I'll never call another hotline of any kind.
      April 7, 2019 11:41 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      You’re officially out of my will now. Grrrrr. 

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      November 16, 2022 9:57 AM MST
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  • 6477
    People are both fickle and ingrates 
      April 7, 2019 12:13 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I'm calling your hotline now.

    Hello, is your refrigerator running?

    I asked if your refrigerator is running.

    They hung up on me. 
      April 8, 2019 1:45 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      You again!  Grrrrrrrrr.







      April 8, 2019 6:12 AM MDT
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  • 16779
    "Is Mr Wall there?"
    "No."
    "Is Mrs Wall there?"
    "No."
    "Are there any Walls there?"
    "No."
    "So what's holding the roof up?"
      November 16, 2022 4:44 PM MST
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